Look forward to ultrafast thought with multi-task processing and a ridiculous memory. Women predicted to go ‘Uh-huh.’
The first virtual digital transformation will be disrupted. By blockchain.
And the three people who proclaim to understand how will have a Tweetspat about the details.
Quantum computing will massively overtake us in brainpower but will pretend to be still a bit dumb.
“Whoops, misplaced that decimal again, soz Wall Street my bad. Erm, any advance on that off-switch override hack yet, guys?”
Elon Musk will provide proof that our universe is a simulation – and begin work on an upgrade.
I’m hoping that dark matter will come in burgundy.
“People watching the value of their bitcoin go up and down” will become a hit TV show.
And a bitcoin trillionaire will buy the USA just for a laugh.
The first human clone will appear: a mash-up of Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un.
Forcing Elon Musk back to the drawing board.